urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
my hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
xere-the-sun-risesx: WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
cyberdepressed: if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
Web Therapy - Episode Summaries
5.28 “Long-Distance Lovers” Young couple Blair (Mae Whitman) and Augie (Darren Criss) reach out for advice from Fiona (Lisa Kudrow) concerning their long-distance cyber relationship. 5.29 “Losing Followers” During a session with Blair and Augie, Fiona discovers that the couple is having relationship problems. 5.30 “Closer When We’re Apart” Fiona is stunned to discover that Blair and Augie...
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
gallifreyantimelady: gallifreyantimelady: my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks
camuizuuki: the-lonely-scottish-guy: saucybacon: i just watched that film “i stole some bread and shit got serious” aladdin or les mis? hunger games
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
wtv-rr: did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
sabrinagrimm: liking a character that’s really controversial and having to constantly explain why they’re a good person
fffcuk: I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
lol-drugged: pityreblogs: so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind… then he sent this apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire Was anyone else...
an open letter to yahoo
dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes: deanisanactualprincess: aiclan: fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like and get rid of ask and post limit Please don’t make us use THE PUPPY DOG EYES
me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.